M. Night Shyamalan is Badass Now

Posted on Jun 2, 2008

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M. Night Shyamalan knows that he sucks. He has always sucked (I can say always because I'm positive that he stole the script for the Sixth Sense from someone and then killed them in a shocking twist that nobody saw coming). He knows that he sucks because when I was counting change and watching TV (I'm bringing a giant thing of change to the bank) a commercial for his new movie The Happening came on. It started off saying something like "from the writer/director of the Sixth Sense and Signs" blah blah blah, normal movie stuff, blah blah, then "brings us his first R rated movie".

So he knows everyone thinks he's lame, so he figures if he pumps the movie full of tits and exploding heads that he'll sell tickets (if that's really what it was about I'd buy two).

That's all. I just wanted to point out that Shyamalan, who has always fancied himself quite the genius artist, is letting everyone know that his movie has plenty of swears.

 

update: I just read the plot keywords for The Happening on IMDB and I need to put them in this post. There are as follows: Crisis | Bloody Nose | Teacher | Shotgun | Family



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